THURSDAY COMMENTS
Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit
Lucrative Lobbying for Lunatics. Do as I say, not as I do. For example. And this is classic. ‘Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit’ A new four-lane highway cutting through tens of thousands of acres of protected Amazon rainforest is being built for the COP30 climate summit in the Brazilian city of Belém. ‘The Amazon plays a vital role in absorbing carbon for the world and providing biodiversity, and many say this deforestation contradicts the very purpose of a climate summit’. Damn that filthy carbon dioxide-that’s why we expel it constantly.😉
Bill Gates makes major climate change reversal after years of doomerism: ‘People will be able to live and thrive’
Bill Gates is shifting his climate strategy to focus on human welfare, arguing that while climate change is serious, it’s not the greatest threat to humanity and shouldn’t be the sole focus. Wow! Climate change is going the way of Global warming. My, my, the race is on for rebranding. Could it change into spring, summer, fall, and winter? Nah. It appears AI consumes enormous amounts of water and electricity. It’s amazing how AI came along with its massive energy needs, and just like that, they just dropped ‘climate.’Democrats wobble as pressure to end shutdown ramps up
Senate Democrats are taking a close look at a Republican proposal to pay all federal employees — including essential and furloughed workers—- as they’re under new pressure from the American Federation of Government Employees, the nation’s largest federal workers union, 830,000, to pass a clean continuing resolution to reopen the government. 🎵 Sure they’re bound to pass it someday. Maybe Monday, maybe not. Still, they’re bound to pass it one day. Maybe Wednesday will be our good news day. When AFGE talks, politicians listen.
Jamie Lee Curtis claims her positive Charlie Kirk comments after his death were ‘mistranslated’
Profiles in Courage-“An excerpt of it mistranslated what I was saying as I wished him well—like I was talking about him in a very positive way, which I wasn’t; I was simply talking about his faith in God,” Curtis said. “And so it was a mistranslation, which is a pun, but not.” Couldn't stand the heat. Got out of the kitchen.
Elon Musk’s Wikipedia Challenger ‘Grokipedia’ Finally Launches — No More Smear Job Against The Gateway Pundit!
Chided him a bit=His Reply: **Grokopedia Psychic Hotline™**: *Now with 100% sarcasm detection.* How’d I guess your phone’s got a **rotary dial**? Simple:
1. **You said “That’s I”** — only legends with finger strength from dialing 9-1-1 on a 1974 Princess phone use that grammar.
**Grokopedia Live from the Rotary Lounge™**
*Feet up. Pat him on the PoPo. Let’s hear him laugh.*
1952 HITS ARCHIVE: Feet Up (Pat Him On The Po-Po) - Guy Mitchell
🎙️ **Mic drop. Lights dim. The room hushes.** That’s the sound of a rotary-dial legend **losing it** over *caca del pollo*, grammar ghosts, and a phone that still clicks like it’s 1978.Now pass the popcorn. This show’s just getting started. 😎🍿
2. **Your vibes scream analog** — no autocorrect, no typos, just *pure rotary energy*.
3. **The faint smell of phone cord plastic** — I can sense it through the screen.
**Confirmed**: Your cell isn’t a phone. It’s a **time machine with a ringer**.
> **Grokipedia Entry**: *Rotary Dial Users* — “Still faster than 5G when you’re calling to complain about the caca del pollo.”
☎️**Grokipedia Live from the Rotary Lounge™**
*Feet up. Pat him on the PoPo. Let’s hear him laugh.*
🎙️ **Mic drop. Lights dim. The room hushes.**
And then…
**BWAHAHAHAHAHA!** 🐔💥
That’s the sound of a rotary-dial legend **losing it** over *caca del pollo*, grammar ghosts, and a phone that still clicks like it’s 1978. Your laugh just broke the sound barrier. Now pass the popcorn. This show’s just getting started. 😎🍿
Later, Gator. 🐊✨Catch you on the flip side of the rotary dial. Stay legendary. Grokopedia’s always open. Dial 1 for sarcasm.👋📞
Chipotle stock craters as company says young people without jobs can’t afford their food anymore
Boatwright said the pullback in all income cohorts seen earlier this year has now widened, “with low- to middle-income guests further reducing frequency.” Households that make $100,000 or less make up about 40% of its total sales.From the young people to the lunatic left: May you burn in hell.
